[Intro]
You lot wanted a Christmas song
Didn't give me a rule so uh
Yeah
I do whatever the fuck I want
AdumaMum by the way
Kinda poggers
Twitch.tv/AdumaMum
Your mum's also a milf, I pegged her
So did Santa, Daddy Santa (Lexnour)
Yeah, I fucked her too
I know that, bitch (Pendo killed the beat)

[Verse]
I go in the grotto
And boy, you know I got to
What is this?
The North Pole?
Grab the map
See myself on it
Sit on Santa's lap
Honestly I feel something rock hard
Maybe his cock hard
But you know he ain't the only thing cumming
In minors
Open up the mc-Cann from Maccies in a Portugal Hotel
Song played in minor
Written by a minor
Whilst jacking off to a minor
Tryna get Minecraft for Christmas
Tryna become a miner, not a builder
Don't wanna be Bob
Wanna be the one my uncle touches though
So please Santa
Either be you or Uncle Jim
He's going to the gym
Getting jacked
Whilst jacking off to me in his house
Keep it a secret in front of mummy
Quiet like a mouse
Wishing Santa would dick me down
Fucking me hard til he gets a stitch
Stick his tiny cock in my deep ditch
Motherfucker it's Santa
I know what he wants
He wants my lil dick in his lil asshole
Yeah, fuck it
[Chorus]
Santa's got STDs
Santa's got syphilis
Santa's got 'mydia
He's gonna give it to your kid
Santa's got STDs
Santa's got bitches now
Santa's got clearer now
He's gonna stick it in your kid
Santa's got STDs
Santa's got syphilis
Santa's got 'mydia
He's gonna give it to your kid
Santa's got STDs
Santa's got bitches now
Santa's got your mum now
He's gonna stick it to your kid

[Interlude]
Stick it in my kid?
Oh, that's unfortunate
Motherfucker get away from my kids
Oh, that's unfortunate
You can stick it in my kid any fucking day now

[Chorus]
Santa's got STDs
Santa's got syphilis
Santa's got 'mydia
He's gonna give it to your kid
Santa's got STDs
Santa's got bitches now
Santa's got clearer now
He's gonna stick it in your kid
Santa's got STDs
Santa's got syphilis
Santa's got 'mydia
He's gonna give it to your kid
Santa's got STDs
Santa's got bitches now
Santa's got your mum now
He's gonna stick it in your kid