[Intro: MC Big Man]
Ayy, Yeah
Skrrt skrrt
Oh man
Yeah, SKRRT
I'm so sad, I’m so sad all the time
Why am I sad?
You know what? Let me just tell you

[Verse 1: MC Big Man]
Fire hydrants are (what?) really freaking cool (yeah)
They can also function as a really good stool! (skrrt)
If you love them, put your hands up! (woot)
Say that you don't love them and I'll shoot you with a gun

[Chorus: MC Big Man]
I LOVE FIRE HYDRANTS (yeah?)
I LOVE FIRE HYDRANTS (huh?)
I LOVE FIRE HYDRANTS (what?)
I LOVE FIRE HYDRANTS (tell ’em)
YOU GOTTA STAY HYDRATED! (yeah)
GOTTA STAY HYDRATED! (WOO)
YOU GOTTA STAY HYDRATED! (yeah)
GOTTA STAY HYDRATED! (yeah)

[Verse 2: MC Big Man]
When it comes to fire hydrants (huh?)
I go freaking crazy! (yeah)
Don't call me freaking lazy (nope!)
Please call me freaking JAY-Z (YEAH!)
'Cause my bars so fire (fire!)
You need a fire hydrant!
I got a high end fire hydrant
(high еnd fire hydrant YEAH!)
I got fire hydrants (WHAT?)
In my basemеnt (HUH?)
Got so many, I don't know where to place them
I should probably stop taking them from the local park
Got so many fire hydrants that it's going way too far yeah
[Bridge: MC Big Man]
You wanna know something?
(what?)
You can never have enough fire hydrants
(is that so?)
I think... that...
(yeah?)
I don't have enough
(WHAT?)

[Verse 3: MC Big Man]
I'm gonna go take some (NO)
From the local park (STOP)
I got plenty of space in the trunk of my car (nope!)
Got all the hydrants (yeah!
I'm a freaking tyrant (uh-huh)
These freaking fire hydrants yeah
I’m a stealing pirate (ARR)
Bars are so fire (YEAH)
Situation dire (dire)
Need a fire hydrant just to freaking admire (WOO!)
Don’t you dare come at me for stealing these hydrants
When I'm stealing them I be really freaking freaking silent (silent)

[Chorus: MC Big Man]
I LOVE FIRE HYDRANTS (yeah?)
I LOVE FIRE HYDRANTS (huh?)
I LOVE FIRE HYDRANTS (what?)
I LOVE FIRE HYDRANTS (tell ’em)
YOU GOTTA STAY HYDRATED! (yeah)
GOTTA STAY HYDRATED! (WOO)
YOU GOTTA STAY HYDRATED! (yeah)
GOTTA STAY HYDRATED! (yeah)
[Verse 4: Jerome Chen]
Yo I'm Jerome
With the fire hydrants
Stole way too many and now I can't hide them
It's gone way too far
I took them from the park (yeah)
Then I got caught and put behind bars
They took away my mother freaking hydrants
So to repay I started a riot
I punched a guard and started hearing sirens
That’s what happens when you take my freaking hydrants

[Chorus: MC Big Man]
I LOVE FIRE HYDRANTS (yeah?)
I LOVE FIRE HYDRANTS (huh?)
I LOVE FIRE HYDRANTS (what?)
I LOVE FIRE HYDRANTS (tell 'em)
YOU GOTTA STAY HYDRATED! (yeah)
GOTTA STAY HYDRATED! (WOO)
YOU GOTTA STAY HYDRATED! (yeah)
GOTTA STAY HYDRATED! (yeah)

[Verse 5: MC Big Man]
I am wanted by the mother freaking cops
They wanna lock me up and put me in the box
Cause I stole way too many
Freaking fire hydrants
That's cause I'm infected with the fire hydrant virus! (achoo!)
[Outro: MC Big Man]
WOO!
Ooh ooh ou ou ou
(crying)