(Song)
[BOB]
Every time you're near a rose
Aren't you glad you've got a nose?
And if the dawn is fresh with dew
Aren't you glad you're you?

[BIG BIRD]
When a meadowlark appears
Aren't you glad you've got two ears?
And if your heart is singin' too
Aren't you glad you're you?

[BOB]
You can see a summer sky
Or touch a friendly hand
Or taste an apple pie

[BOTH]
Pardon the grammar, but ain't life grand?

[BOB]
And when you wake up each morn
Aren't you glad that you were born?

[BOTH]
Think what you've got the whole day through
Aren't you glad you're you?
(Spoken)
[BOB]
You know, Big Bird, I really like being myself

[BIG BIRD]
Yeah, me too, Bob

[BOB]
There's something I've been wanting to ask you, though. What's it like being a bird?

[BIG BIRD]
Being a bird? Uh, well, you roost a lot

(Song)
[BOTH]
You can see a summer sky
Or touch a friendly hand
Or taste an apple pie

[BIG BIRD]
Pardon the grammar, but ain't life grand?

[BOTH]
And when you wake up each morn
Aren't you glad that you were born?
Think what you've got the whole day through
Aren't you glad you're you?
Aren't you glad you're you?