I'm going to get my hair cut
I've never done that before
I know I once cut my finger
I know I once cut my knee
If cutting my hair's gonna hurt like that
The barbershop's no place for me

But I've gotta go get my hair cut
Mom says I'm going to look so nice
But when it's done, I'll look on the floor
At the hair that was up on my head before
It'll be all gone and I'll bet it'll never grow
I'm getting my haircut but I don't wanna go

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Me going to get me fur cut
Me gone plenty of times before
It not likе cutting me finger
It not like cutting mе knee
'Cause cutting me fur doesn't hurt at all
The barber's gentle as can be

So me going to get me fur cut
And me going to look so nice
Me look in mirror and me see
A handsome monster. Oh, it me!
Me always get me fur cut when it grow!
Me getting me fur cut and me so glad to go
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We'll look in the mirror and we'll see
A handsome monster. Oh, it's me!
It's fun to get your hair cut when it grows!
We're getting our hair cut and we're so glad to go!