[Verse 1]
Such a Mary Sue
With her sparkly eyes so blue
She doesn't understand what I would do...
She's a real daydream
Her eyes so bright like a moonbeam
Oh, I could just scream!

[Pre-Chorus]
Mommy, mommy
I made a, ooey gooey mess
I stuck Barbie in the oven
Now her hair's stuck to her dress

[Chorus]
She's just melted plastic
She's so elastic
She's such a bore but thinks she's so fantastic
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ay
She's just melted plastic
Don't be so drastic
She's such a whore but acts so dynastic
Meltеd plastic, melted plastic
[Verse 2]
Such a being of pеrfection
She don't deserve your affection
She'll just add you to her collection...
She's always without you gettin' real high
I don't know how you let her get by
Oh, I could just die!
[Pre-Chorus]

Mommy, mommy
I made a, ooey gooey mess
I stuck Barbie in the oven
Now her hair's stuck to her dress

[Bridge]
She's just a faker
Why'd you even take her?
She's just a faker
Soon, I'm gonna take her

[Chorus]
She's just melted plastic
She's so elastic
She's such a bore but thinks she's so fantastic
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ay
She's just melted plastic
Don't be so drastic
She's such a whore but acts so dynastic
Melted plastic, melted plastic