[Intro: Lil Phlegm]
Hey! Hey Boys! Welcome to the show!
Here, have a cup of popcorn, have a cup of popcorn
Grab your soda, grab your candy
The movie is about to start in 10 minutes
We’re gonna have a great time
Gonna be a jolly old time, and-
Aye!

[Hook: Lil Phlegm]
Dump truck, dump truck, dump truck, dump truck!
Dump truck, dump truck, dump truck, dump truck!
In a dump truck, in a dump truck!
In a dump truck, in a dump- aye!
Dump truck, dump truck, dump truck, dump truck!
Dump truck, dump truck, dump truck, dump truck!
In a dump truck, in a dump truck!
In a dump truck, in a dump- aye!

[Bridge: Lil Phlegm]
Hey guys, how do you like the movie so far
I think it's pretty fantastic
Oh, and by the way, my girlfriend Sabrina is coming over
Oh, hey, hey, hey Sabrina how’s it going
Sabrina, Sabrina why do you have an ak-47 wha- aye!
[Verse 1: Lil Phlegm]
I don’t swear but I’m not a Mormon aye
I won’t drive a car unless its foreign aye
Sleeping on me yеah you snoring aye
I don’t vape I don’t take a- Soulja Boy
You lookin' wavy likе a tsunami
I’ll chop you up like some salami
Folding you ‘round like you are origami
Yeah I'm a ninja feel like Ponny Ponny

[Verse 2: Big Inch]
You're a cringe normie you’re poopy aye
My Fruity Loops are so fruity aye
My wrists be covered in rubies aye
And my eyes they are so droopy aye
My mom is beating me hard
You are a stupid retard
Ramen is what I am eating for lunch
And Dax eats wood chips for brunch
My lyrics, they are a doozy aye
Pull up on yo momma with the Uzi aye
Yeah it really burns when I peepee
But it's ok cause I drink beef tea
You know big inch be sipping on Voss
It be so wet just like my crocs
Yeah my homies be dripping with sauce
And my choppa says I am the boss
[Verse 3: Payday]
My homie driving like she stole it when we cruisin' down the block
Tell your children to be careful when they use the crosswalk
Zoomin' and we cruisin', aux got the bass boomin'
We don't pay attention 'cause we're reckless and we're stupid
Yep, I got a brain, but I don't use it, I threw it out
'Cause that shit's so useless, I'm always so clueless
Payday be so ruthless
Run up on your family and I'll leave your bitch ass toothless
Hippies ask for my acoustics

[Verse 4: Soviet Reunion]
Soviet man is back
I went and got a snack
Met a guy named Jack
He used a gat called Flak
My Lada got a flat
Had to sell my gat
Your cat is very fat
He needs to go get some combat
Go and drink some water
Went and saw the potter
Playing games with your daughter
I committed manslaughter
I’m with Eddy, Ed, and Edd
I took your mom to bed
My budget is a thread
I've been eating yummy bread
[Interlude]
Soviet man, what are you doing in my studio? Get out!

No, this is my studio little, little сука блять! This is my studio!
Get out of the studio right now, this is my studio
Nein, since when? This is Swamp. This is Swamp
We are not in the swamp
This is my studio!
What? Where did you come from? Where did you come from?
The trenches!

[Verse 5: LukermanOnTheTrack]
Yeah I’m Lukerman
I stay on the track
Call me Blueface 'cause I got a Big Mac
Call me Soviet man 'cause I’m eating brie
Pull up on your mans and he says jeez Louise
I am dancing with the mandem
I am derpy so they call me funny random
I am playing games and I’m having fun
After this track, I am the number 1

[Verse 5: yungsailormoon]
I want [?] Belle Delphine
Even though she sipping lean
Ice on me, look like a king
Oh no, now I gotta pick my racks up
She wanna link, she wanna link
Cause my diamonds are wet as a sink
Future doesn't like fat women
But my pockets are overweight
Lobster on my plate, when I take her on a date
She just pointed a gun at me, now my life is just at stake, yuh
I just broke my wrist, I just broke my wrist
She said "Hit or miss" then e-thot gave me ki-ki-ki


[Verse 6: Lil Nesley]
Take a piss and miss the toilet seat, I hit Riley Reid
Chopper come out of the streets, I'ma make your homie bleed
I'ma cause a damn stampede, I might bust out both your knees
If you messin' with me and Riley I'll make it sting like bee
Bees knees, I'ma flex
I might shoot my freaking ex
'Cause I got Riley Reid, but she broke up with me, so who’s next?
Red dot sight, look like hindu, aye
Kinda black like Mace Windu, aye
Who want smoke, vruh you do, aye
Body pillow, looking like voodoo, aye

[Verse 7: Payday]
Bitch I'm a sinner, bitch I'm a sinner
Bitches acting fruity so I pull up with a blender
Speeding down your block, you gon' catch this fender-bender
Crash, do the dash, but I still won't surrender

[Verse 8: Yun Head]
PIPED UP, PIPED UP
PIPED UP, PIPED UP
PIPED UP, PIPED UP
PIPED UP, YEA
WE GOT PIPED UP
WE GOT PIPED UP
WE GOT PIPED UP
WE GOT PIPED-

I got a bag and I riot, uh
I shot my dog in Hawaii, uh
Smokin' that pack like I'm Maui, uh
I pop a xan and I'm bodied (bodied)
I pop a xan and I'm aight (aight)
I got a body, I caught it (Dop dop dop brrt)
I got the guns and I got it
Mine got a bag, I'mma bought it

[Verse 9: mols (old)]
Jump in the foreign
Get high in the whip
Shawty, she love me, but she ain't no bitch
I skrrt with the clique and I’m not even rich
I’m pullin’ my numbers, I don't hit no licks
Skittles on me, rainbow colored like Thanos
I'm ugly and white and I play the piano
I want VVS just to say that I flex
I don’t got a chain, but I’m wet like I’m sheck
Nerve gas on me, call that shit Nova 6
Y’all say that you shooting, pull up with your sticks
I’m hopping on roblox and looking for tix
They took ‘em right out, what the fuck is this shit?
Nesley and MOLS gonna take all your candy
We call up Lil Kirby and take him from Sandy
We droppin' this album, it got a sick landing
I’m MOLS and I’m epic, as cool as I can be

[Verse 10: Lil Neom X]
I look just like Sans
I got guns in both my hands
Imma pull up on your mans
I got 605 fans
Imma make you pee your pants
I'm a Sonic, you my Shadow, yuh
605 fans
Call when I diss you, boss battle
High tabs battle, goat, no cattle
Mary had a little lamb
My mommy met Logan Paul
And he filmed her like that dead man
What's so random with your dad?
He said, "Do you know da wae?"
God, that just made me so mad
Then I punched his puny face

[Verse 11: Lil Dynamite]
Yuh, n***a, where’s Perry?
Her pussy real hairy
I pull up on your block and I’m livin’ like Larry, yuh
Lil’ thottie with a big fat ass, yuh
I stare at it during fuckin’ class, yuh
She look at me “hi”, wave, like she hit the nae-nae
Call me Ski Mask ’cause i’m yelling out “aye-aye”
Raycon, anime, spinning like a beyblade
Pussy, you a bitch, come and ride my fa-fade
This n***a real mad ’cause his bitch ate my caviar
Count up my hunnids, they blue like an Avatar
Skrrt off, I stole a car, then I drive hella far
N***a, my cum sticky like it was fucking tar
One Punch, Saitama, now that boy’s slumped
Pull up on your block and I got a blue pump
I’m cumming, I’m cumming, I’m cumming on her lady lumps
My pockets hella fat like Professor Klump
She said “eat me out,” but her pussy real stink
Lil Uzi, new patek, had to cop a mink
If you wasn’t a groupie, then maybe we could link
Ask her what she wanted and she givin’ me a wink, aye, yuh

[Verse 12: MUTKIDJOSH]
I just be killin’ with Link, yuh
Diamonds be all on my link, yuh
Making my lean in the sink, yuh
Pull up, I’m copping a mink
Pull up with choppas and rugers, yuh
Diamonds my neck, I’m a scuba, uh
My chain be gold like a tuba
I just be chilling in cuba
Okay wet, uh, flex, uh
Pull up with choppas, you dead, uh
I’mma just ice out my neck, uh
Spending a check, you get wet
Okay like Zelda a thot, I take all her rupees
I’m in the sky eating cookies
You talking shit, you a rookie
Chewie like wookie
Pull up with choppas, you bookie, uh

[Verse 13: Lilnedbigby]
Nesley, not no Nesquik
I drink that stuff for my breakfast (huh?)
Stack these coins like Tetris
Better put this on your setlist (aye-aye)
Blue waffle like Belgian
STD’s got my chick yelling (aaah!)
Red flannel like melon
I killed Gabe, call me a felon (ew!)
Crunch for my lunch
Eat my chum, Gabe Duncan is dumb
Amy’s number 1
Good Luck Charlie, no rerun (what!)
My flow’s stuck in your rectum
Anal cancer, sick bum-bum
Rap god, I ain’t in no slump
But Triple-N will get it done

[Verse 14: TisaKorean]
Swag stupid
And I'm smoking dope, got me feeling so foolish
Ooh, she's a thot, Imma eat out her booty
And the style is raw, but I'm not no damn sushi
Swag blast, swag blast, swag blast, swag blast
Swag blast, swag blast, swag blast, swag blast
Swag blast, swag blast, swag blast, swag blast
Swag blast, swag blast, swag blast, swag blast
Swag blast

[Verse 15: Lil Keaton]
I just killed your kitty and now I’m coming for your cat
Do a Fortnite dance, then I reach for the gat
Want me to say “auntie!” cause your uncle is so fat
We are the moths, you are just a gnat
Hit you with the stinky leg and you fall down hard
You’re stepping on my crops, please get out my yard
You are failing school, borderline retard
I’mma give both your mommies your report card

[Verse 16: Woah Vicky]
Team 10 saw your Asian ass and started running
Pull up with a stick, your Asian ass get to ducking
Ariel made your Asian ass, stop flexing
Ching Chong Ching Chong Ching Chong, bitch
(meow meow meow meow meow)
Ching Chong Ching Chong Ching Chong, bitch
(meow meow meow meow meow)
I don't eat no cat, bitch

[Verse 17: JaidenAnimations]
Inside, it's em-em-em-empty
I kn-I know it's wrong
I'm looking, but I can't see myself
Inside, it's em-em-em-empty
I kn-I know it's wrong
But, it's so hard to stop it alone

And at first, it was working
But, then things were emerging
Cracked lips and tired eyes
I'm hungry with no appetite
I'm shivering and shaking, and I tell myself it's fine, but
You can't fool your body, you can only fool your mind (Yeah)
Empty, I just need to be empty
Hide from anybody who'll prevent me
Just fill up on water and shame
No, I'm not hungry, I just ate
I've developed a taste for this
Endure the never-ending ache
Convince myself I'm in control and it's not
All that voice that makes me sick

[Verse 18: Rico Nasty]
I ain't classy, more like sassy
Smokin' out the bowl like the bitch named Sandy
Taste like candy, hands like Randy
I-I-I-I'm original, that's why these bitches can't stand me
I ain't classy, more like sassy
Smokin' out the bowl like the bitch named Sandy
Taste like candy, hands like Randy
I'm original, that's why you bitches can't stand me

[Hook: Lil Phlegm]
Dump truck, dump truck, dump truck, dump truck!
Dump truck, dump truck, dump truck, dump truck!
In a dump truck, in a dump truck!
In a dump truck, in a dump- aye!
Dump truck, dump truck, dump truck, dump truck!
Dump truck, dump truck, dump truck, dump truck!
In a dump truck, in a dump truck!
In a dump truck, in a dump- aye!

[Outro]
Ok guys the movie is starting now, mhm!