[Chorus]
Hydro hopper
I am wet
I was waterbending like I was Aang
I was stuck on the ground now I am up
And I'm back on my feet and on my gut
And I'm like what
I don't like eggs
Eggs have bugs so I hate their taste
When I hop on the playground I'm running the sled
When I go fall asleep
I go sleep on the bed

[Verse]
I follow your personal products
Funny, when I say the funny
People start the laughing
I get the comedian, he got the irony
You are the L but I am the W
I am like X but I am not dead
I am like Y because I was like why
My favorite fruit: banana because it's so good
If you were an animal, what animal would-

[Chorus]
Hydro hopper
I am wet
I was waterbending like I was Aang
I was stuck on the ground now I am up
And I'm back on my feet and on my gut
And I'm like what
I don't like eggs
Eggs have bugs so I hate their taste
When I hop on the playground I'm running the sled
When I go fall asleep
I go sleep on the bed
Hydro hopper
I am wet
I was waterbending like I was Aang
I was stuck on the ground now I am up
And I'm back on my feet and on my gut
And I'm like what
I don't like eggs
Eggs have bugs so I hate their taste
When I hop on the playground I'm running the sled
When I go fall asleep
I go sleep on the bed