[Intro]
I can’t believe I'm so childish
File this, sign that
Wearing business suits, khaki slacks
Gotta write back mom
Ask dad how to deduct tax from my budget

[Verse]
And long term principles
Discount bin cylindrical

Wanna buy the nice shoes, typical
Western blues cynical
Old news live at home
Ridiculed

Prone to fuel habits and decisions
I admit to dropping out of school

[Chorus]
I can’t believe I’m so childish

[Verse]
No clue what I’m gonna do
While shit
Passes by
Opportunities I’ve missed
Why is it that I'm fine with sitting idly by
Ach

[Corus]
I can’t believe I'm so childish

[Bridge]
Carefree pirate
All encompassing diet
Moral compass a riot
Got the bonе decay righteous
Who knows if I might live
Don't need no patch got my еyelids
Sailing blind autopilot

[Verse]
I got myself into this mess

Can’t be bothered folding clothes
But I sure have made my bed

Tuck the sheets around the edge
Six feet in over my head

Quit my job and started writing stupid songs at 3AM

Second guessing once again
I confess it’s been it’s so long
Since a relapse throngs of friends
Up my sleeve I can’t pretend
[Verse]
Not a shred of faith invested in myself

I can’t help it dealt with stupid shit like this
Before
Knocking on my door again

Procrastinatin' masturbatin', not sure if it’s

A hormone deficiency
A litany of issues
Musing on these thoughts as I grab for the tissue box

Caught myself crying

Deer in the spotlight
High Beams so I’ll wind up in need of a wiping

Unless I meant for the cream (laughing)
(Get it?)
(Yeah.)

[Chorus]
I can't believe I'm so childish
It’s been awhile since
I've filed complaints with the fucking complaint department
(I don't fucking know)
It’s arduous
Behaving like fully fledged narcissist
Healthy dose of artifice
Impartial to embalming tricks

Save face like I’m bombing shit
Cost effective coughing fits
(cough, cough)
Copping tips
Crumbs and bits
Marvelous

Burnt the bacon now I'm starving, shit

Sure I had more microwave dinners on my shopping list

I'm childish
Alien in nature
Gears stuck grinding
Clique found my niche
It’s whining
Defining feature
Modern preacher in hiding

Spent the budget on the shit-show choir
And spiked the after service coffee with some Vicodin

Likened to a lions den

Free thinkers club

Come back next week and we’ll teach you how to really love

Fists and stuff
Dicks and blood
Outsourced by the kids and such?

Said I was a child but now I’m scared that’s all we ever touch

Heh..

I can't believe I'm so childish

I can't believe I'm so

Childish...