[Verse 1]
Tables turned over and curtains ripped
Bottles uncollected, collected here
Nothing seems to shine like these razor edges do
It's a crazy little world without you

[Verse 2]
I went to see a doctor and she said 'Yes, go ahead
Throw yourself into the sea'
I wrote a will for my friends, and this is how it read:
'Me, me, me, me, me, me, me'

No friends, everything for me, me, me
No friends, just me, just me

[Verse 3]
Fleet Street was a very funny place
Home to the mad and the corrupt
What would you say if I told you today
I'd made this whole story up?

[Outro]
I made this whole story up...