[Verse 1]
It doesn't take a mathematician
To add a simple sum
Either you are simply beautiful
Or I am simply dumb

[Chorus]
Dumb, dumb, dumb (ah, ah, ah)
Dumb, dumb, dumb (ah, ah, ah)
Dumb, dumb, dumb (ah, ah, ah)

[Verse 2]
It doesn't take Robert the Bruce
To see the web you've spun
Either you are simply beautiful
Or I am simply dumb

[Chorus]
Dumb, dumb, dumb (ah, ah, ah)
Dumb, dumb, dumb (ah, ah, ah)
Dumb, dumb, dumb (ah, ah, ah)

[Verse 3]
It doesn't take a labrador
To show a blind man sun
Either you are simply beautiful
Or I am simply dumb
[Chorus]
Dumb, dumb, dumb (ah, ah, ah)
Dumb, dumb, dumb (ah, ah, ah)
Dumb, dumb, dumb (ah, ah, ah)

[Verse 4]
The sun, the sky, the moon, the stars
Jupiter, Neptune and Mars
All these things I clearly see
It don't take a telescope for you to love me

(Ah, ah, ah) For you to, for you to love me

[Outro]
(Ah, ah, ah) Yeah, it's dumb, dumb, dumb
(Ah, ah, ah) So dumb, so dumb, it's so dumb, dumb, dumb
(Ah, ah, ah) Yeah, it's dumb, dumb, dumb
(Ah, ah, ah) Ah, so dumb, dumb, dumb

(The sun, the sky, the moon, the stars
Jupiter, Neptune and Mars
All these things I clearly see
It don't take a telescope for you to love me)

(Ah, ah, ah) So, so, so dumb, dumb, dumb
(Ah, ah, ah) It's dumb, dumb, dumb (All these things I....)
(Ah, ah, ah) It's dumb, dumb, dumb (Don't take a telescope)
(Ah, ah, ah) It's dumb, dumb, dumb...