[Intro]
Yea baby, you did this one (x2)

[Verse 1]
I’m bouta smoke the za, I’m high up like an astronaut
Please don’t come into the room, I am jacking off
My was wrapped around my ankles, I was lackin’, dawg
Candle lit room with the mafucki-ahhhhhhh
Candle lit room with the mafuckin’ vaseline
Shove my meat wide up the mufuckin’ Aquateen
I just ate some shrooms I’m already off a half a bean
Made a bitch swoon she was so happy to see me

[Verse 2]
(Knock, Knock, Knock, Knock, Knock)
“It’s the police can you open up?”
I tried to swallow all the drugs but ended up just throwing up
Police was in the scene, “What’s on the screen?” “It’s all these toes and stuff.”
“Sir you are a freak, I’m sorry but you have to come with us.” (Ahhhhhh)

[Outro]
Damnnn, I got arrested with my dick out (x3)
Ughhhh, I got arrested with my dick out (Ughhhhh)