Here's my keys
I want you to take them
I think I'm going to need you, to get back home
Hold on to my hat, I don't want to lose it
I couldn't stand for something else to be gone
I'm sure you know the reason I'm here crying
I think you'll understand why

Tonight
I'm the designated drinker
I just lost
The one who wrapped me around her finger
I need to get
To where I can't think of her
So tonight
I'm the designated drinker

I came here to get you to help mе
I need a friend to see me through
I hated to call, I knеw you wouldn't mind at all
I know you know I'd do the same for you
I'm not the kind that likes to drown my sorrows
I may hate myself tomorrow

Tonight
I'm the designated drinker
I just lost
The one who wrapped me around her finger
I need to get
To where I can't think of her
So tonight
I'm the designated drinker
We need to get to where we can't think of her
So tonight
We're the designated drinkers
Woah tonight
We're the designated drinkers