[Verse 1]
Well, I heard you've been wondering
How I'm getting along
I guess you think I can't make it
With you gone

[Pre-Chorus 1]
But I don't want you to worry
Don't you lose any sleep
But a man called long-distance this morning
Said they're thinkin' about putting me

[Chorus]
On the cover of the USA Today
A story of heart-breaking pain
A picture of the loneliest man they claim
In the USA Today

[Solo]
1:05 - 1:23

[Verse 2]
Well, I don't sleep in the night-time
Darkness reminds me of you
I lost eight pounds since last Tuesday
But I could stand to lose a few
[Pre-Chorus 2]
I don't believe I'm too bad
People say I look fine
The man from the paper seems happy
Says I'm bigger than the latest crime

[Chorus]
On the cover of the USA Today
A story of heart-breaking pain
A picture of the loneliest man they claim
In the USA Today

[Solo]
2:12 - 2:29

[Pre-Chorus 3]
So if you're concerned and troubled
Think you're hurtin' me
Don't you worry 'cause this little thing called losing you
Has made a big man out of me

[Chorus]
I'm on the cover of the USA Today
A story of heart-breaking pain
A picture of the loneliest man they claim
In the USA Today