[Verse 1]
I like my steak well done, my taters fried
Football games on Monday night
It's just who I am, a meat and potato man

[Verse 2]
I like my coffee black, old TV shows
My women hot and my beer ice cold
It's just who I am, a meat and potato man

[Chorus]
I don't like caviar, sushi bars
The IRS or phony stars
I'm a Haggard fan, a meat and potato man
Oh yeah

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]
I like my fishing holes, lightning bugs
Flatt 'n' Scruggs, and my woman's love
It's just who I am, a meat and potato man

[Verse 4]
I like my Wrangler jeans, cowboy boots
Cornbread and beans and country roots
It's just who I am, a meat and potato man
[Chorus]
I don't like politics, hypocrites
Folks with poodles dressed like kids
I'm a hound dog fan, a meat and potato man
Yeah, that's what I am, a meat and potato man