That old house up there on the hill
One hundred stories still
That house is up there on the hill
Once there was a fire, once there was a flood
Once there was a killing of a million little bugs
And once there was a case that was left unsolved
House still stands up there through it all

I dare you to go, they poke and they prod
You're chicken they tease, they croak like frogs
And I dissect dead frogs
I dissect dead frogs
I dare you to go, they poke and they prod
You're chicken they tease, they croak like frogs
And I dissect dead frogs
I dissect dead frogs

I thought I'd be fine, I even spent the night
Heard that little voice, been here all this time
(Dear Allan, dear Allan)
Come hear a story of a wolf
(Dear Allan, dear Allan)
Come learn the story then you go

It was a race, a competition
A bunch of kids who never listened, we're on a mission
There was a girl, there was a girl
The plot would thicken
But for a kiss he'd risk it all and fall a victim
And now he's thinking that she could fall in love with him
She would drop the ball for him, she could feel secure with him
She could live a life off him, she could do a lot for him
She could learn a lot from him
She could fall in love with him
She would drop the ball for him, she could feel secure with him
She could live a life off him, she could do a lot for him
She could learn a lot from him
I dare you to go, they poke and they prod
You're chicken they tease, they croak like frogs
And I dissect dead frogs
I dissect dead frogs
I dare you to go, they poke and they prod
You're chicken they tease, they croak like frogs

I thought I'd be fine, I even spent the night
Heard that little voice, been here all this time
(Dear Allan, dear Allan)
Come hear a story of a wolf
(Dear Allan, dear Allan)
Learn the story then you go