[Verse 1]
Am I ugly? Yeah. Good!
I wasn't happy when I was beautiful
Are you happy? Yeah. Bad!
You get way more done when you're angry

[Chorus]
I talk to my cigarette
I don't want this cigarette to end
Mmm, I talk to my cigarette
I don't want this cigarette to end

[Verse 2]
Do you love her? No. Lie!
You feel so alone without her
Do I need her? Yeah. Good!
How the hell do I go and get her?

[Chorus]
I talk to my cigarette
I don't want this cigarette to end (Oh yeah)
Mmm, I talk to my cigarette
I don't want this cigarette to end

[Bridge]
(Ooh yeah)
[Verse 3]
I'm very specific who I smoke my cigarettes with
Not much for talking, I'm better at gawking at you
Oh, I smile alone and have conversations about you
Oh, you carry on, there's not a goddamn thing I can do

[Chorus]
Mmm, I talk to my cigarette
I don't want this cigarette to end (Ooh yeah)
Mmm, I talk to my cigarette
I don't want this cigarette to end