[Chorus]
With the ducks on the pond, I hold a gun out
When the ducks splash around, I hold the trigger
Nothing is bigger than me and you
Nothing is thicker than me and you

[Verse 1]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Can we just stop? I think the joke has gone too far
Too blind to show how much I care
She thinks I've gone too far
I've swallowed two pints
Skin's too thick to show these scars
I won't stop until she says I've gone too far

[Chorus]
With the ducks on the pond, I hold a gun out
When the ducks splash around, I hold the trigger
Nothing is bigger than me and you
Nothing is thicker than me and you
Nothing is bigger than me and you
Nothing is thicker than me and you

[Verse 2]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, this talk gets too loud, you talk way too much
I've left home, it's quiet, yet silent way too much
I've found two times, twice is too many times too much
I won't stop until she says I've done too much
[Chorus]
With the ducks on the pond, I hold a gun out
When the ducks splash around, I hold the trigger
Nothing is bigger than me and you
Nothing is thicker than me and you
Nothing is bigger than me and you
Nothing is thicker than me and you