Who amongst the kitties is regarded the boss?
Who eats the mice at Charing Cross
Buff Cat... Buff Cat
Who is the cat with the gruffest purr?
Who's much more than a six-pack with fur?
Buff Cat... Buff Cat...

He's Buff Cat
The grooviest moggy I know
Oh, Buff Cat
Better than any old Joe

Who do you want to hug you and hold you tight?
Who do you want to snuggle up to every night?
Buff Cat... Buff Cat