[Verse 1]
Meet you downstairs, in the bar and hurt
My rolled up sleeves and my old skull t-shirt
I say "What did you do with him today?"
And sniffed you out like you were Tanqueray
'Cause I'm your fella, your guy
Hand you my Stella and fly
By the time you're out the door
I tear men down like Roger Moore

[Chorus]
You cheated yourself
Like I knew you would
You told me you were trouble
I know that you're no good

[Verse 2]
Upstairs in bed with your ex-boy
He's in the place but you can't get no joy
Thinking on me in the final throes
This is when your buzzer goes
Went out to meet, my chips and pitta
I say, "When we married", 'cause I'm not bitter
"There'll be none of her no more"
You cried for me on the kitchen floor
[Chorus]
You cheated yourself
Like I knew you would
You told me you were trouble
I know that you're no good

[Verse 3]
Sweet reunion, Jamaica and Spain
We're like how we were again
You're in the tub, I'm on the seat
I lick my lips as you soak my feet
Then I notice little carpet burns
Your stomach drops, your guts they churn
I shrug and it is the worst
Who truly stuck the knife in first

[Chorus]
You cheated yourself
Like I knew you would
You told me you were trouble
I know that you're no good