[Verse 1]
Hangin' out with a camera down my throat
They say my stomach's merely fried from eating cigarettes for breakfast
But if I follow seven easy steps
I might avoid my death
The pyramid of health

[Verse 2]
So, come on down, bring your sacrificial goat
And don't forget to wear your feathers and your silly little necklace and
Get real high, with the shrimp up in the sky and you'll no longer fear your death
The pyramid of health

[Chorus]
Stood on a mountain and I turned to dust
Little green worm said it wasn't enough
So he turned me back into a bag of meat
Gave me a liquor from a nеarby tree
He said, "Drink this sludge and you'll see what I mean
Pyramid of hеalth is in everythin'"
Turned me back into a bag of meat
The pyramid of health is in everything

[Verse 3]
Hangin' round in a desert on a boat
Some guy's yelling in my ear about eating cactuses for breakfast and
And if I follow seven easy steps
I'll see visions of my death
The pyramid of health
[Chorus]
Stood on a mountain and I turned to dust
Little green worm said it wasn't enough
So he turned me back into a bag of meat
Gave me a liquor from a nearby tree
Said, "Drink this sludge and you'll see what I mean"
Pyramid of health is in everythin'"
So I looked up in the sky and I saw it clear
The world we live in isn't shaped like a sphere
It's a shape of a pyramid or so I've learned
By the liquid I was given by the little green worm

[Outro]
Stood on a mountain and I turned to dust
The little green worm said it wasn't enough
Stood on a mountain and I turned to dust