[Verse 1]
I found a crouton underneath a futon
Mamma said I couldn't eat it 'cause all my teeth are gone
My personality is based on food now
Take it from Bogdan, he's my veterinarian
His folks are from Croatia
They've been through some shit, man
I seem like such a bitch when I talk about Swedish politics
Or maybe he's Australian, I never really listen when he's talking 'bout himself

[Verse 2]
When I see my veterinarian, it feels a little scary
And I sleep a weird sleep and I wake up in an area
In the back of a facility the doctors do activities
That involve the trade of rotten teeth of еxotic breeds especially
Is Bogdan my enеmy?
Does he want the best for me?
What's he doing with my teeth?
Is he taking them to Australia?

[Chorus]
His folks have seen some shit
I seem like such a bitch
His folks have seen some shit
I seem like such a bitch
I seem like such a bitch
I seem like such a bitch
I seem like such a bitch (I seem like such a—)
[Outro]
I found a crouton underneath a futon
Mamma said I couldn't eat it 'cause all my teeth are gone
My personality, is based on food now
Take it from Bogdan, he's my veterinarian
His folks are from Croatia
They been through some shit, man
I seem like such a bitch when I talk about Swedish politics