[Verse 1]
My best friend Sarah went to Europe for the summer
My brother got kicked out of school, aw bummer
Julie-Anne got laid in the backseat of a Hummer
And got arrested like Mel Gibson
I read in the trades that the *NSYNC boy is..
No way

[Chorus 1]
But I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet
I got drunk and totally lost it
When I woke up the first thing that I thought of was:
''Oh my Kesha, those hot Jimmy Choos''
Hey Paris, did I lose it on that pair too?

[Verse 2]
Celebutants work in the glamorazzi
Should've told my story to the tabloids, took the money
It takes a lot to get kicked out of those parties
And almost get arrested like Mel Gibson
I don't recall at all, but I got like fifty phone calls
Oh my God, is it true?

[Chorus 2]
But I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet
I got drunk and totally lost it
When I woke up the first thing that I thought of was:
''Oh, no, no Kesha, those hot Gucci shoes (What'd you do?)''
Hey Paris, did I lose it on that pair too?
[Bridge]
Oh, of all the stupid things I've done (I've)
I'm the proudest of this bra
But this one's the best

[Chorus 1]
I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet
I got drunk and totally lost it
When I woke up the first thing that I thought of was:
''Oh my Kesha, those hot Jimmy Choos''

[Verse 3]
''And those Minolos and Pradas and Chloes and your sparkly dresses''
Hey Paris, I saw the same stuff at Target
Hey Paris, what ya' gonna do?
What ya' gonna do, what ya' gonna do?
I totally lost it, la la la, oh, no, boy, I've lost it, la la la
(You're not fooling me anymore, I saw the tag, I saw the tag)
Paris Hilton's closet

[Outro]
I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet
I got drunk and totally lost it (So drunk)
When I woke up threw up in Paris Hilton's closet (Did you have to do that, really?)
I got drunk and totally lost it
Tra la la, tra la la la la la