[Verse 1]
Grammy's, Oscar's, Emmy's, Tony's
Pretty perfect plastic phonies
Princesses and poofy dresses
After parties, VIP lists
There he is, should I know him?
Smile with those faces and

[Chorus]
Kiss kiss, hug hug
Don't say it, think it, bite your tongue
Kiss kiss, hug hug
Makes me wanna just throw up
Pointless conversation
Forget what your name is

[Verse 2]
Frozen grins, purple martini's
Geisha girls and micro Mini's
Geeks with cameras, stars with momma's
Gotta love that freak show drama
(Oh my god is that like, Shaquille O'Neal?)
Gettin' drunk (gettin' drunk)
Hookin' up (hookin' up)
Loser, schmoozer (loser, schmoozer)
[Chorus]
Kiss kiss, hug hug
Don't say it, think it, bite your tongue
Kiss kiss, hug hug
Makes me wanna just throw up
Pointless conversations
Forget what your name is

[Verse 3]
I'd like to thank the Hollywood Foreign Press Association
And my dog Delicious, and my hamster, God and Oprah
Kabbalah and yoga teachers
My personal trainer Sven
And, of course all my fans

[Chorus]
Kiss kiss, hug hug
Don't say it, think it, bite your tongue
Kiss kiss, hug hug
Makes me wanna just throw up
Kiss kiss, hug hug
Gossip swept under the rug
Kiss kiss, hug hug
Yeah, I'm here, it's kind of fun
Pointless conversations
Forget what your name is
[Outro]
Sarah? Or maybe Rachel?
I mean, uh, Michelle?
Maybe your name is Dorian?