[Intro: Roddy Ricch]
What’s his name?
Evan Scheid

[Verse 1: Roddy Ricch]
Evan Scheid sticks his dick in the Pad frosty
Evan Scheid makes girls give him sloppy toppy
Evan Scheid watches child porn at Hickory Ridge
Evan Scheid will rape your bitch

[Chorus: Roddy Ricch]
Evan Scheid, Evan Scheid
Evan Scheid makes girls get a ride
Evan Scheid, Evan Scheid
Evan Scheid’s gonna tan my hide

[Verse 2: The Holy Prophet Trace]
Evan Scheid pulls up in the Ford Explorer (Yeah)
And the year 2004 (Yeah, yeah)
With tinted doors (With a lot)
He rapes a lot of whores (Yeah)
I love that Evan Scheid
Evan Scheid fucks me in the eye
I lovе fucking Evan Scheid (Evan Scheid) [Lauging]
Evan Scheid’s good at chеckers
I love Evan Scheid’s little big dick
Evan Scheid rapes me in the ass
I love Evan Scheid
Evan Scheid, yeah, I love Evan Scheid
Evan Scheid gets some hoes, cause he’s a dude with no hoes
Evan Scheid is a hot bastard (Mmm)
You don’t know that? Evan Scheid does
Evan Scheid and Greg have a life
They like to have sex [?]
[Coughing]
Evan Scheid is such a snitch
But he’s got a real big penis sad boy
I love when he cries
Evan Scheid gets some hoes with his little eye (Yeah)
Evan Scheid’s foreskin is really rotten
Cause he tried to burn it off but it’s really crispy now
Crispy as, not as crispy as the Pad frosty
Cause it’s crispy more like a McDonald’s chicken nugget