[Verse 1]
Tokyo nightclub, searching for the right love
Tell me, what'chu wanna see?
All these motherfuckin’ maidos mobbin' in the place to be
This a no-shame zone, take it home with that "sudoku," "harikari..."
And no, I don't speak Japanese
Gomen-a-fuckin’-sorry!
Waifus flashin' big eyes, cute smiles, nice titties
Apple bottoms, thick thighs
Damn, girl! You so hentai! (Sugoi!)
Be my "4Chan Valentine"
I'll build her ass a shrine between me
And my waifu smokin' on my blunt behind my TV screen!
"Otaku" I admit it, ain't no fuckin' pussy
Don't say it ain't love, man don’t fuckin’ push me
Bet'cha couldn’t tell, I don't take it slow
When I'm thirsty as hell on thе twenty fo'
It’s all that's in my brain, so I can't complain, man
Gangsta rap music and anime
You don't like it, fuckboi? You got shit to say?
Meet mе outside the Big Sight at Comiket!
Talk that trash about my waifu?
Cock my uzi, grab my knaifu!
Stab you like a yandere, "¡Ándale!" Bitch I'll end yo' laifu!
"You can't smash wit' fantasies, there is no way to get it on!"
I'm sure that you would know about it, Mikosurihan-san!
[Chorus]
Gang Gang, Kawaii! Mo- to the -e
Kira kira kawa yamikawaii wa ii yo ne!
3D Gomi suckers in the spot gotta pay
Give a fuck about a real bitch
You know what I'm 'a say?
(Shout it!)
Gang gang kawaii!
Gang gang kawaii!
AKs, eroges, shorty is an anime
Gang gang kawaii!
Gang gang kawaii!
Moe moe desu, kawaii, motherfucka!

[Verse 2]
Ay yo, gang gang, kawaii
Omae urayamashii?
Fuck wit me? Better get it together and quickly
Yamikawaii with the flow, Akuma Saikoro
Watashi dayo! Hot damn, you already know!
Wanna scope you out, need a translator
Demo koko de wa dame, so I'll ask ya later
Akihabara sights be inviting, ya might see
A legendary pantsu jidouhanbaiki!
Saikin everything's gettin' to be so exciting!
Do the right thing, cop a wifey
Talk about a size "I" oppai, eyes wide, rockin' a
Snapback, blunt, 2Pac dakimakura
Look at my bitch, so kawaii
Namakemono janai, money makin', ass shakin'
Rollin' in the underground and mixin' up the panacea
Panoramic-punch you out to "bye-o-nara," see ya!
Right? Say, I might wanna dial it back
But these animated ladies lookin' like a snack
I wrote a sugary sweet track, attractin' the NEETos
Mobbin' in the club with Mountain Dew and Doritos
A 3D bitch myself, I gotta say it
There's a very certain way you gotta get in and play it
Only wanna kiss boys, but I wanna relate
If your waifu is intangible, I got no hate
No wait stop! Don't know a damn thing about romance
A yaoi, bitch? My boys are throwin' hands
Keikaku on point, I got the perfect plan
You gotta speak in a language they understand!
All these dudes I wanna screw are into 2D and that's okay
'Cause if I had a dick I would stick it in somethin' moe!
[Chorus]
Gang Gang, Kawaii! mo- to the -e
Kira kira kawa yamikawaii wa ii yo ne!
3D Gomi suckers in the spot gotta pay
Give a fuck about a real bitch
You know what I'm 'a say?
(Shout it!)
Gang gang kawaii!
Gang gang kawaii!
AKs, eroges, shorty is an anime
Gang gang kawaii!
Gang gang kawaii!
Moe moe desu, kawaii, motherfucka!

[Bridge]
When I say "Gang Gang" you say "Kawaii"
Gang gang! ("Kawaii!")
Gang gang! ("Kawaii")

When I say "Gang Gang" you say "Kawaii"
Gang gang! ("Kawaii!")
Gang gang! ("Kawaii!")

When I say "3D" you say hoshikunai！
3D! (Hoshikunai!)
3D! (Hoshikunai!)
When I say "Sekkusu" you say Yarida-
[?]

[Chorus]
Gang Gang, Kawaii! Mo- to the -e
Kira kira kawa yamikawaii wa ii yo ne!
3D Gomi suckers in the spot gotta pay
Give a fuck about a real bitch
You know what I'm 'a say?
(Shout it!)
Gang gang kawaii!
Gang gang kawaii!
AKs, eroges, shorty is an anime
Gang gang kawaii!
Gang gang kawaii!
Moe moe desu, kawaii, motherfucka!

[Outro]
Hai! Daisuki-desu!