[Verse 1]
Okane ga areba tomodachi taisei to sumeru
12 LDK no ie wo umibe ni tatetai
Shokuyoku ga areba ramen yokochou de
Hitoban no uchi ni zen tenpo seiha shite mitai na

[Chorus]
Naimononedari wa ningen no tokui waza
Yokkyuu dake wa soko wo tsukanai
Tonari de kimi ga ooki na akubi wo suru
Sou da hoshii mono wa me no mae ni aru 'n datta
You and I (You and I)
You and I (You and I)

[Verse 2]
HUMOUR ga areba donari chirasu joushi no kotoba wo
BEETHOVEN no kyoku ni kossori nosete mitai:
‘Omae wa tsukaenai dame na yatsu da konna no joushiki da to wakara 'n no ka?’

[Verse 3]
Dokyou ga areba gan wo tobashitekuru aitsu ni mukatte
"Nani mite 'n da yo!" to iikaeshite yaritai
Nintai ga areba maishuu shuutome no shitsukoi sekkyou wo
"Sono toori desu yo wo okaasan" to ukenagashitai na

[Chorus]
Naimononedari wa jikan no muda dakedo
Wakattetemo yamerarenai 'n da
"Kyou no gohan oishii ne" to kimi ga iu
Sou da shiawase wa todoku tokoro ni aru 'n datta
You and I (You and I)
You and I
[Bridge]
Negai ga hitotsu kanau nara ima sugu
"15 sai wakagaeritai" to kotae sou ni naru keredo
Negai ga hitotsu kanau nara yappari
Futatsu ni fuyashi sono hitotsu wa kimi e no PRESENT

[Chorus]
Naimononedari wa ningen no tokui waza
Yokkyuu dake wa soko wo tsukanai
Tonari de kimi ga ooki na akubi wo suru
Sou da hoshii mono wa me no mae ni
Sou da shiawase wa todoku tokoro ni aru 'n datta
You and I (You and I)
You and I
You and I (You and I)
Oh, hoshii no wa
You and I