[Intro]
Doctor, doctor, doctor ya ya
Doctor, doctor, doctor ya ya
Doctor, doctor, doctor ya ya
Doctor, doctor, doctor ya ya

[Verse 1]
Oh my god, I'm sick ya
Help me someone, I'm sick ya
Tasukete dare ka kono mama da to shinu
Nani tabetemo flavor, no flavor
Nani kītemo feelings, no feelings
Oh my God, I'm gonna die
Mada shinitaku nai mada ikiteitai
Kono chikyu wa ima
Nani kara nani made
Kazu ga wo sugite omoshiroku nai ne
Ano model tachi mo minna
Onaji kao shiteta doppelgänger?
Shinkoku da ne mata dorui ga
Afureta minna de basuke shitai
Dare ga mane de dare ga gachi da
Shiruka kudaran minna ga gachi da

[Pre-Chorus]
Are mo kore mo omoshirokunai
Shigeki ga hoshii dake na no ni
Minna wa kitto futsu ga kirai
Futsu ga ippai
[Chorus]
Kikiakita nda yo mou zenbu
Miakita nda yo kono bumu
This is no-flavor syndrome ya
Omaera ja aji ga shinai nda yo hey
Help me doctor hen nan desu
Aji ga shinaishini sou desu
Niki niki niki doctor
Puripuri please help me

[Verse 2]
Oh my God, I'm sick ya
Help me doctor, I'm sick ya
Tasukete yo doctor kono mama da to shinu
Nani mo tokimekanai nothing
Mata onaji mono ga what is it?
Kono jidai wa jouhou ga afureru
Noroi ni kakattemasu
Uso bakka no Twitter
Minna jishou hero
Iyake ga sasu yo higawari akuyaku
Konya no ejiki wa omae da
Mata ashita kara wa dare da
Nanimokamo ga ryousangata da (niki niki)
Watashi dake ga (pichi pichi)
Kirakira shitai (kira kira)
[Pre-Chorus]
Minna tsumannai ikioi ga nai
Kirawareru no ga kowai mitai
Minna to issho sore wo ima
Kosei to yobu nda

[Chorus]
Kikiakita nda yo mou zenbu
Miakita nda yo kono būmu
This is no flavor syndrome
Omaera ja aji ga shinai nda yo hey
Help me doctor hen nan desu
Aji ga shinaishini sou desu
Niki niki niki doctor
Puripuri please help me

[Bridge]
Niki niki, pichi pichi
Niki niki, kira kira

[Outro]
Doctor, doctor, doctor ya ya
Doctor ya ya