You know, this Christmas I might need some help

Hey girl, what's the matter?
Feels like you don't have that shine
It's like every year when Christmas comes around

You always lose your mind
Is it your job, or your man or you occupation
That's getting you down?
We're your girls
You can tell us now
First, let me say
You are my very best friends
And I know that when you address me as "girl"
You know that I'm a man (yeah yeah)
Well, honestly, this Christmas
I am feeling kind of strange
I don't wanna hear my relatives say

"We think you're wrong
We think that you're not right
You're liberal and gay
And wе don't want to hear a thing you say"

Hey girl, and of course I mеan man
I know where you're at
And I promise you that whatever goes down
I'm have your back
I'ma have your back this Christmas
I'll be by your side
I'ma have your back this Christmas
And for all your life

Even if they try to tell you Donald Trump is still President
And you pop off and they kick you out
I'ma have your back

Ooh, girls, that makes me feel so good
You are my support system
Please plan for me to come to your house
I hate my fucking family and I'm gonna fight with them
Okay girl, and of course I mean man (yeah yeah)
Just remember you aren't necessarily

Right or wrong
There are always two sides
And even though you're gay
It doesn't mean they're antagonizing

Girl, I see your perspective
But if I don't like one thing
That my Uncle says I'ma burn his house down
And you will have my back
Girl, no, we will not lie to the police
I'm your friend but I won't go to jail for you
But girl, and by girl I mean (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
There is a way to get away with arson and here's what you gotta do

First you gotta wait til they're on vacation
Then you sneak inside the house
You buy a pickle jar
And some newspaper laying around
Then you gotta fill the pickle jar with water
Surround it with the newspaper

You put it in a sunny room
And say, bitch, see you later

I'ma have your back this Christmas
I'll be by your side
I'ma have your back this Christmas
And for all your life

I will not go to prison for you but I can help you do your thing
And burn down a house
Ooh girl
We are men, we are men, we are men, we are men

I'ma have your back
We are radicalized