(Ensemble women)
Gobble! Gobble!

(Ensemble men)
Gobble! Gobble!

(Ensemble)
Plenty to be thankful that's right there is plenty to be thankful tonight. There's plenty to be thankful for
plenty to be thankful for.

(Ted)
I've got plenty to be thankful for.
I haven't got a great big yacht to sail from shore to shore.
Sill I've got plenty to be thankful for.

I've got plenty to be thankful for.

(Women Ensemble)
Yes, sir, he's got a lot!

(Ted & Women Ensemble))
No private car, (No!) no caviar, (No!) no carpet on my floor (Oh no! But he has got)

(All)
Plenty to be thankful for.
(Ted - spoken)
Like you girls.

(Sung)
I've got eyes to see with

(Lila - spoken)
Thanks to Optrix, the eye lotion made with science.

(Ted)
Ears to hear with

(Lila - spoken)
Thanks to Benzel, the nasal spray made with amphetamines.

(Ted)
Arms to hug with, lips to kiss with.

(Lila - spoken)
Someone to adore.

(Ted)
How could anybody ask for more?

(Women Ensemble)
How could he? Why would he?
(Ted)
My needs are small, I buy them all at the five and ten cent store.

(Women Ensemble)
Near you.

(Ted)
I've got.

(Lila)
He's got.

(All)
We've got
Plenty to be thankful for

Plenty to be thankful for.