[Part I: The Streets of San Francisco]

[Michael Douglas]
Hey, what about this?

[Karl Malden]
Right size, maybe, but
Tell me, how would she end up in the tub?

*Phone ringing*

[Michael Douglas]
Yes

[Peter Haskell]
There's nothing really to be frightened of
And what I— what I do know about this stuff
Is that's it's, uh, it's painless
And it's, uh, very quick

[Karl Malden]
Blunt object, it's about two inches in diameter
Is he sure?

[Reuben Collins]
I heard that
Tell the lieutenant
It's been checked and double-checked
[Michael Douglas]
He's positive, yeah. What do you think?

[Karl Malden]
I don't know

[Part II: Stark Reality]

[Chorus: Monty Stark]
"I know— I stay and watch their trip
And search where they havе seemed to slip"
"I know— I stay and watch their trip
And search whеre they have seemed to slip"
"I never ever find a chip
To— though I stay and watch their trip
And search where they have seemed to slip"
"I know— I stay and watch their trip
And search where they have seemed to slip"
"I never ever find a chip
To carry in my pockets"