[Intro]
One, two, three, four
(Ha-ha, nicely timed)
One, two, three, four

[Verse 1]
I'm not a fan, not a fan of traditions
I just wanna get pissed here in my kitchen
I’m not a loser, no
I'm not a loser (She's not a loser)
People look at me like I am a hooker
But I just wanna be a venue booker
I’m not a loser, no
I'm not a loser (She's not a loser)

[Chorus]
All these bad boys wanna spank me
Guess it's just their way to thank me
They all want the hanky-panky
They all want the hanky-panky
All these bad boys wanna spank me
Guess it's just their way to thank me
They all want the hanky-panky

[Post-Chorus]
I'm deaf, I'm blind, but I'm alright
I’m poor, I’m broke, but I'm just fine
I’m deaf, I'm blind, but I'm alright
I'm poor, I’m broke, but I'm just fine
[Verse 2]
I fell asleep down there in the gutter
But it's no worries, it's as smooth as butter
I'm not a loser, no
I'm not a loser (She's not a loser)
My roommates think that I am a cunt
But I pay the rent on time every month
I'm not a loser (No)
I'm not a loser (She's not a loser)

[Bridge]
I just had the best coffee
I got no worries
It's sunny outside and I'm in a singlet
It's December, it's only getting hot now
That's alright for St. Kilda
I'm deaf, I'm blind, but I'm alright
I'm poor, I'm broke, but I'm just fine

[Chorus]
All these bad boys wanna spank me
Guess it's just their way to thank me
They all want the hanky-panky
They all want the hanky-panky
All these bad boys wanna spank me
Guess it's just their way to thank me
They all want the hanky-panky
[Outro]
I'm deaf, I'm blind, but I'm alright
I'm poor, I'm broke, but I'm just fine
I'm deaf, I'm blind, but I'm alright
I'm poor, I'm broke, but I'm just fine