[Hook x2 - Peter Muth]
I take shits bigger than you
If I was crazy I would probably pull the trigger on you
But you and I both know I've got nothing to lose
I'm going to clap my things up, I've got something to prove

[Verse 1 - E-Dubble]
For the past three years I've worked at this one place
Two years only got one race
But I drink two beers every other friday
Gettin krunk in my desk when I make your webpage
Always come in late and always leavin early
Always lookin at my clock but it's only 3:30
Shit I got another 2 hours ago
Shit there's another jerk callin on my phone
"My website's broke can you please fix it?"
Yeah sure I can drop all my other business
Yeah sure, just give me a minute
Cause [maybe?] now but you'll be thankin me when I'm finished
It's 3 o' clock in the afternoon
My boss just left and I want to leave too
But he just gave me a bunch of work to do

[Hook x2 - Peter Muth]
I take shits bigger than you
If I was crazy I would probably pull the trigger on you
But you and I both know I've got nothing to lose
I'm going to clap my things up, I've got something to prove
[Verse 2 - E-Dubble]
A couple of years ago I had a couple jobs where I never felt involved
And it felt like I was robbed in my place of employment
The place that I never found enjoyment
So I would spend half the day sitting on the toilet
The covers still down and my pants still up
I would either read a sweat dream in that I wasn't stuck
In this 9-5 hell hole, wishing for a well so
I could make a buck and cop a couple pair of shell toes
Top down, driving through the city
With a topless, chick with tig bitties
That was my day dream on a constant basis
But I couldn't make it happen, I was constipated
Stuck in the same place with a dead-end job
Being white, tall and privileged shouldn't be so hard
I may have a BA, but it feels like BS
Putting files in a cabinet has got me stressed
So let me try and find something new
Beef up the CV, embellish that truth
Couple fake references call Peter Muth
Have him act like my boss from the Philadelphia zoo
Where I was the VP of PR
Playing it safe can only get you so far
Now I run a non-profit were I make six figures
And I help little kids who starve
[Hook x2 - Peter Muth]
I take shits bigger than you
If I was crazy I would probably pull the trigger on you
But you and I both know I've got nothing to lose
I'm going to clap my things up, I've got something to prove