[Verse 1: Both]
How does the crow fly?
Does he sleep in the sky?
To nap on clouds
Is my greatest wish
How does the bass swim?
I would love to ask him or her
But I don't speak fish

[Chorus: Both]
I'm stuck inside a man's body
I'll never fly
So I'll just do karate
Inside this man's body

[Verse 2: Both]
How does the plant grow?
I think my teacher knows
But that day
I must have missed class
How does the tick suck?
I regret I have to pluck him off
Of my pitbull's ass

[Chorus: Both]
You see I'm stuck inside a man's body
I'll never fly
So I'll just do pilates
Inside this man's body