It's hard to hold on to a friend
'Cause people change
And others stay the same
And you can never tell when
A trusted peer
Will become weird

I haven't really talked to John
Since he started wearing socks
With his Birkenstocks

I made memories with Stefan
But I said Enough of that
When he said the earth was flat

But you would never do that...
'Cause you're my friend
'Til the end
You're the Tic to my Tac-Toe
Unless you go Full Juggalo

I still miss Theodore
But he betrayed me
When he went Gluten-Free

I got along with Eleanor
But I walked away
When she joined Mary-Kay
But you'd never do me that way...
'Cause you're my friend
'Til the end
You're the Tae
To my Kwondo

Unless you croak
As we sing this note

You're my friend
'Til
The End