[Verse 1: Rhett and Link]
Can you taste it? That's not enough, you've got to place it
Is that an onion or a leek?
Wake the pink snake, sleeping in your mouth cave
It's flavor that it seeks
Let your taste bud blossom like an orchid
And penetrate a pastry
Don't let it dry out, refresh it inside your mouth
Or just lap up some gravy

[Chorus: Rhett and Both]
The tongue of the cobra, it don't take no for an answer
It's twirling like a dancer
The tongue of the cobra will never roll over and quit
No!
'Cause it does the licking, it never gets licked

[Verse 1: Rhett and Link]
Blind your sight holes, plug up both your nostrils
Smelling is for losers
Whip out your taste worm, just let it go and watch it squirm
Jab it in a cruller

[Chorus: Rhett and Both]
The tongue of the cobra must meet its quota of flavor
But it doesn't need your favors
The tongue of the cobra, got the power of Oprah times two
It's the strongest of muscles, second only to glutes
The tongue of the cobra
Whip it out!
The tongue of the cobra