I've never been rejected on a cosmic level
But I've got to think it hurts
You've got a shoulder to cry on
And no, I don't mind some space dust on my shirt

You know I've always liked you, watching you through my
Seventy millimeter Celestron Starseeker Superpowered Telescope
I know it's a longshot, but ever since Seal got
Hooked up with Heidi Klum
I've clung to hope

So even though we know you're smaller than the Earth's moon
(I love you)
I still find that I feel your gravitational pull
(It's illogical)
Oh, what I wouldn't do
For a galactic rendezvous
You and me, where facts meet fantasy

Pluto, I've never really done this kind of thing before
But I was just wondering, are you available this Tuesday evening?
You know, the forecast is calling for clear skies
And I've got a new power supply for the Starseeker
Meet me in the southwest quadrant, 9:30 PM

Who cares if the solar system doesn't need you?
(Well, I do)
They're crazy to think they could get by without you
(Pluto)
What are they gonna do?
When they realize that you are with me
And you're actually bigger than Mercury