I've got a pair of shoes (oh)
Half as expensive and twice as cool (as my other shoes)
My feet are firmly held in place

Without the aid of a shoelace

It takes me three seconds to put them on
You're on your first shoe, I'm already gone

One side is fuzzy, one side is prickly
Separately useless
But together, so sticky
Zippers and buttons are both inequated
Welcome to the future
Velcro's been here waiting

If I could travel back in time (to the 30s)
My Velcro shoes would blow their minds
Hearing the rip, they'd think my shoes were destroyed
Then I'd refasten and they'd all be overjoyed

I would be elected as the mayor
Velcro would be worn by NBA players

One side is fuzzy, one side is prickly
Separately useless
But together, so sticky
More convenient than a nailgun
Safer than thumbtacks
I'm completely stuck on Velcro
'Cause Velcro's where it's at
It's Velcro
Velcro (Velcro)
Velcro (Velcro)