[Verse 1: Rhett and Link]
Do
Do you remember back in middle school?
When my trunks fell down at the pool
Everyone laughed except for you
You just let me hold you
In my bedroom
Our freshman year when Julie McKnight
Dumped me because of my overbite
I cried all night all over you
You didn't seem to mind
My tears or my drool

[Chorus: Rhett, Link, and Both]
I could always hold you tight
(My favorite pillow)
So soft, so cool on your other side
(My favorite pillow)

[Verse 2: Rhett]
In my eyes, you've been nothing but classy
But everybody's saying you're nasty
Full of fungus, it can't be true
Laden with bacteria, no, not you
But the thing that really did me in
I learned you're full of dust mite excrement
And those dead skin cells may be mine
But knowing what's in you, I can't sleep at night
[Chorus: Rhett, Link, and Both]
We've been through both thick and thin
(Because you're a pillow)
It's hard to say this is the end
(My favorite pillow)
It's not me, it's definitely you
(I'll get a new pillow)
You're a body fluid sponge, and we're through
(I'm getting a new you)