We're here together
In these apocalyptic lands
Being chased by a biker gang
Who's got flamethrowers for hands

But we won't let that stop us
From enjoying a Thanksgiving feast (no)
Even though every one we know
Is deceased

We got a turkey in a trash can
(Turkey in a trash can)
A turkey in a trash can
(Turkey in a trash can)
Has anybody seen our friend Stan
(He was playing a guitar, and he had gloves on)
Got a turkey in a trash can
And I bet we'll be singing this song
Sixty minutes from now

We still got a
Turkey in a trash can
(Turkey in a trash can)
A turkey in a trash can
(Turkey in a trash can)
We can't locate a woman
(Preferably, we'd find two)
We got a turkey in a trash can
Now let's get it out!
(Yeah!)