Original West End Cast of Everybody’s Talking About Jamie
And You Don’t Even Know It
[JAMIE]
There's a clock on the wall and it's moving too slow
It's got hours to kill and a lifetime to go
And I'm holding my breath 'til I hear the last bell
Then I'm coming out hard and I'm giving 'em hell

I'm a superstar and you don't even know it
In a wonder bra and you don't even know it
You're so "blah blah" and you don't even know it
I'm like, "au revoir" and you don't even know it[JAMIE]
There's a path I've planned
To the promised land
And you won't understand
Cos you're my backing band

And it's the Jamie show
'Cause you're meh, so-so
And kinda slow
And I'm go go go[STUDENTS]
And you don’t even know it
And you don’t even know it
And you don’t even know it
And you don’t even know it

And you don’t even know it
And you don’t even know it
And you don’t even know it
And you don’t even know it[JAMIE]
I've got the dreams, I've got the style
I've got the moves to make you smile
So kiss my ass goodbye
[JAMIE AND STUDENTS]
'Cause I'm gonna be the one!

[JAMIE]
I'm on my way, I won't be turned
Your stupid lessons I've unlearned
And I'll be free to fly

[JAMIE, STUDENTS]
And I'm gonna kiss the sun[JAMIE]
‘Cause baby I’m a hit
I'm a hit
Yeah, I’m lit
I’m a blockbuster

And I’m rising fast
I’m an atom blast
And the past is past
I’ll be free at last[STUDENTS]
And you don’t even know it
And you don’t even know it
And you don’t even know it
And you don’t even know it

And you don’t even know it
And you don’t even know it
And you don’t even know it
And you don’t even know it[JAMIE]
The wasted years, the endless days
Your boring nights, your dull cliches
Get off and hit the track
[JAMIE AND STUDENTS]
'Cause I'm gonna be the one

[JAMIE]
You're in my lane, you're in my light
Get out my way - I'm taking flight
And I ain't coming back

[JAMIE AND STUDENTS]
And I'm gonna kiss the sun!

[JAMIE]
And if ever you find life is getting you down
Well, there's a party to start in a new part of town
Where there's a guest list of one and the name's Jamie New
And if you ask me real nice, I might sign you in too[JAMIE]
‘Cause baby I’m a hit
Legit
You better give me room
For my va-va voom

And I’m coming up
In a double D cup
When a boy’s this stacked
He’s the headline act[STUDENTS]
And you don’t even know it
And you don’t even know it
And you don’t even know it
And you don’t even know it

And you don’t even know it
And you don’t even know it
And you don’t even know it
And you don’t even know it[JAMIE]
And the boys in the class go

[JAMIE]
And the girls in the class go

[JAMIE]
All the boys make some noise say

[JAMIE]
Every girl give a twirl say[BOYS]
Oh oh

[GIRLS]
Hey ho

[BOYS]
Oh oh

[GIRLS]
Hey hey hey[JAMIE]
The boys like[BOYS]
Me got big car
Me got big dollar
And me got big dick[JAMIE]
The girls like[GIRLS]
We superstar
We gonna holla
Til' the beat gets sick[STUDENTS]
The beat gets sick the beat gets sick[GIRLS]
We gonna holla[BOYS]
And we got big dick[DEAN]
Dick goin' swing
Dick goin' swing
Dick goin' swing

[GIRL]
It's a tiny little thing

[JAMIE]
Introducing Miss Hedge!
And teacher says:[MISS HEDGE]
Kids keep braggin'
And my days keep dragging

No use preachin'
'Cause I gave up teaching[STUDENTS]
But hey who what you gonna do

But hey who what you gonna do[MISS HEDGE]
I ain't lyin' when I call them trouble
Kids be cray cray double on double
Yeah yeah nowhere bustin' their bubble
Bringin' it down on their heads like rubble

Tell it like it is but they don't wanna know it
Life don't owe you no you owe it

[STUDENTS]
Life don't owe you no you owe it
Life don't owe you no you owe it

Go Jamie, go Jamie
It's your birthday,
it's your birthday

Go Jamie
Go Jamie
Go Jamie
Go Jamie, GO!

[JAMIE]
I've got the dreams, I've got the style
I've got the moves to make you smile
So kiss my ass goodbye

[JAMIE AND STUDENTS]
'Cause I'm gonna be the one

[JAMIE]
And when you're old, like 32
You'll all remember Jamie New
The kid who learned to fly

[JAMIE AND STUDENTS]
And I'm gonna kiss the sun[JAMIE]
Oh baby I'm a hit
So admit
Yeah, I’m a hit
Just a bit

And I’m smoking hot
And I’ve got the lot
And what I got
You have not[STUDENTS]
We don’t even know it
We don’t even know it
She don’t even know it
He don’t even know it

We don’t even know it
We don’t even know it
She don’t even know it[STUDENTS]
We don’t even know it
We don’t even know it
She don’t even know it
He don’t even know it
We don’t even know it
She don’t even know it[JAMIE]
You don’t even know it
You don’t even know it
She don’t even know it
He don’t even know it
You don’t even know it
You don’t even know it[JAMIE AND STUDENTS]
And you don't even know it.