I knew a sister
She really was a mister
Boy, how I missed her
Down at the convent

Secrets by the hour
All about a flower
Don't let the lord see you in the shower
Or he'll see the stem

Leaves it up to trust
Beliefs are dirt and dust
They all get old and rust
Leave you looking like a penguin

Now her dicks in the dirt
Wrapped in Earth's skirt
And nobody knew
No one was the wiser

The lord said thank you for your service
Oh thank you lord
The lord said thank you for your service
Thank you Thank you
Were all so grateful for your service
Oh we truly are
Were all so grateful for you
The lord said thank you for your service
The lord said thank you for your service
Were all so grateful for your service
Thank you thank you
Were all so grateful for you