[Verse 1]
Tequila was the shit
It got you where he wanted
Back the morning after was the shit
You think it bounded
The blowing high formula
Was stronger than Dracula
It's maybe in Argentina
It's call tha Funky Cold Medina

[Bridge]
Ya, ya, miralo, es el vas y chingas a tu madre

[Verse 2]
No things, no Pills, no Drugs or Vitaminas
Can make your dick harder than tha Funky Cold Medina
But the time the bellow sit was scattered the crapper
First than of her annus is then straight to her snapper
I bet you won't belive but the times that he comes
Hes much more than a porn star
His name is Robert Humstar
Couse he's a mucho muchacho
We call him "Sex Machina"
You know what he was drinking??
Was Funky Cold Medina
[Bridge]
¿Tu conoces al?
Funky Cold Medina
Ya ya
¿Quieren uno?
Funky Cold Medina

[Verse 3]
I'm more I fell a blow when night
And see there's a conmotion
Everybody's getting around this magic potion
In a crystal bottle blue just like the ocean
It's said put some in glass to get the night emotion

I meet to this girl, she said her's name's Catrina
Adjusted my blood and then I gave her some Medina
In like the Taxi termest I went and stopt the beaver
I think that magic potion
Was Funky Cold Medina

[Bridge]
¿Asi wey?, si we es tu prima ¿y la sobrina?
Funky Cold Medina
Tenía un poco de cagazon jajaja
Let's do it
[Verse 4]
Me fui pa' la cantina, por mi Funky Cold Medina
Me puse muy borroso y conoci a una cochina
Nos pusimos a bailar, toda la noche lambada
Cuando la volvi a buscar estaba toda wacareada

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