[Songtext zu „Chanson d'Albert“]

[Verse 1]
Did you hear about that girl, who knocked me off my feet?
Her beauty made me dream, while her karate kick made me bleed
Well, I tried to get a date, I said the magic words
But her answer came across in a way that really hurts

[Pre-Chorus]
A meaningful relationship
True love until the end
Was what I had to offer her
But she offered violence
Her response just left me black and blue
Made acquaintance with her high-heeled shoes
Listen, man, I'm warning you!

[Chorus]
Love hurts!
La-la-la, love hurts! (Cha)

[Verse 2]
Saw her at the bay today, well, she looks like bleach blond fun
But even in her swimsuit, she is carrying a gun
Long legs and angel lips and her ego's oversized
But my male supremacy has soon been pulverized
(Has soon been pulverized)
[Pre-Chorus]
No meaningful relationship
No love until the end
She broke my heart, then she broke my arm
She's a little too violent
She is driving everyone insane
All I know is her knee means awful pain
Oh, no, there she goes again!

[Chorus]
Love hurts!
La-la-la, love hurts!

[Bridge]
La-la-la, love hurts!
La-la-la, love hurts!
La-la-la, love hurts!
La-la-la, love hurts!
La-la-la, love hurts!
La-la-la, love hurts!

[Outro]
Love... Hurts!
La-la-la, love hurts!
La-la-la, love hurts!
La-la-la, love hurts!
La, la, la love hurts!