[Verse 1]
Maybe it'll all work out
Think I heard something 'bout taking it next semester
Letting the family down
Showing them the spot in the city where I buy my water
Flipping my flip phone out
Starting to shout, flipping off all observers
What's your dad on about? Oh yeah
Checkin' my reflection while I’m walking down the street

[Chorus]
You want me to live like you
That’s something I'll never do

[Verse 2]
Letting all my love hang out
Standing on the corner with the neighbor who hates tomatoes
Looking like I'm 'bout strung out
Probably better off than I'll be once I have my first daughter
Flipping my flip phone out
Gotta take a picture, it’s the only way that I'll remember
What was I on about?
Whole damn world just feels like a crater

[Chorus]
You want me to live like you
That’s something I'll never do
Stick the magic in my eye
You can't say I didn't try
(One million dollars
I don't think I'm gonna be getting it anytime soon so
Uhhh)

[Verse 3]
Showing me your new best song
Casually we talk about how we hate California
Laying in my bed in vain
Staring big holes, listening to Ween on an airplane
Empty and the fridge dried out
Like a ghost town, maybe we should have folks over
Flipping my flip phone off
I just wanna walk, I don't wanna see nobody

[Outro]
Now I'm at the graveyard
Picking out my grave at the graveyard
Which one's closest to my front door