When I meet you in the bedroom
You'll be wearing red and green
It looks so good to me
When you're so good to me

My finger slipped inside your stockings
When I was seventeen
And you're not nice to me
But you're so good to me

And Mary's son
Must be waking up
He hears the drums
And they break him up

And they break him up

When I meet you in the bedroom
I'm like an action figurine
You can play rough with me
In front of mixed company

And the shopping mall Santa
Has got my cousin on his knees
And that's so new to me
But it's so cool to me
And Mary's son
Must be waking up
'Cause he hears the drums
And they break him up

Oh NYC
Oh Rockefeller Tree
My waterproof shoes
They're walking to you

To you
To you
To you

When I meet you on the mountain
You put an angel in the snow
And the halo melts away
With all our mistakes