[Intro]
28 days later, we're 28 days before
The apocalypse directed by Danny Boyle, i am sure
Billy Gates predicted it, but no one read the report
Why handle problems beforehand, when they can just be ignored?

[Verse 1]
Some guy ate a bat and that was that
Tit-for-tat you stupid fucking twat
Caused entire countries to fall flat
That was fake news, only chit chat
A pandemic took the podium
It was full blown pandemonium
Turn your life around, watch the sodium
Real mosters, Nickelodeon
Oh yeah, coincidentally
The outbreak lined up with the launch of 5G
Gave birth to conspiracy theories
But the connection seems unlikely
And like all of the events
That had the world go to shit
You best believe that once again
The simpsons predicted it (d'oh)

[Outro]
28 days later, we're 28 days before
The apocalypse directed by Danny Boyle, i am sure
Billy Gates predicted it, but no one read the report
Why handle problems beforehand, when they can just be ignored?