Interscope Records
If We All Fuc
[Kurupt]
I seen this hoe, yeah, "Wassup, bitch?"
A n***a never knew that he could fuck so quick
Looney than a muthafucka, it'z da D-O-G's
The K-U-R-U-P-T and the D-A-Z
[Dat N***a Daz]
Well, ahh.. you know how we treat hoes (Fuck 'em!)
Slam 'em on they back like dominoes
Oh, how I don't love a bitch, while a bitch still ain't shit
That's the reason why yo' main hoe ate my dick!
[Kurupt]
Well, she ate yo' dick? (Uh-huh), she ate mines too
Now, what the fuck can me and D-A-Z pursue?
[Dat N***a Daz]
We served the hoes gin and juice, then we blazed up a sac
Relaxed and chilled, the bitches didn't know how to act
[Kurupt]
Now they all fucked up, and there's a knock on the do' (Who is it?)
It'z da n***a Snoop Dogg and a flock of hoes
[Snoop Dogg]
Maaaan, I brought dick-suckin' Annie Mae, ass-lickin Sandy Fae
Renee, Cheryl, and this here's Tanqueray
Ladies, chill, make yourself at home
Once again, it's on!
[Hook: Kurupt, Dat N***a Daz & Snoop Dogg]
Now, if he fuck
And if Style fuck
And if Snoop fuck
Then we all gon' fuck!
But if you fuck
And if Dat N***a Daz fuck
And if he fuck
Then we all gon' fuck!
But if I fuck
And if I fuck
Yo, and if I fuck
Then we all gon' fuck!
What if Snoop fuck?
And if I bust a nut
And if I bust a nut
Then we all gon' fuck! (Biiaatch!)
[Snoop Dogg]
Drip-drop-drop-drip
Look at these hoes all over my dick
Tic-toc-toc-tic
Hoe's be talkin' shit, but steady gobblin' dick
[Dat N***a Daz & (Kurupt)]
Shieet! I'm surprised to see this bitch at the party
(Man, I like that one, I bet she'd eat a fat one)
Hmm! I bet I'd fuck that bitch (Put that on somethin')
I see it in her eyes, I know what she be wantin' (What?)
The hoe think I got a gang of endz
I could fuck her, and probably 20 of the bitch's friends
[Snoop Dogg]
Bitch! Back off or jack off, and quit that jaw jackin'
And get my muthafuckin' endz stackin'
You know how my program flow (But I love you, Snoop Dogg!)
Hmm! I don't love you, hoe!
[Dat N***a Daz]
I see my cousin Joe Cool pull me to the side, and got us all high
[Kurupt & (Dat N***a Daz)]
Now, why are we high as Venus? You seen us floatin'.. (Hold up)
[Daz]Whole up...waz up?
[Girl]waz up
[Daz]where's Thurman??
[Girl]up in here
[Daz]how many ho's yall bringin over here
[Girl]about 5 for each
[Daz]where yall at the freeway?
[Girl]we on the freeway
[Daz]Damn..Took yall motherfuckers long enough, we was jumpin like a mutherfucker when it was about 11 oclock
[Girl]Who the hell over there...Kurupt over there??
[Daz]Yeah..me, dogg
[Girl]Is Snoopy Dogg over there??
[Daz]Yeah...
[Girl]Well tell that n***a I said whole up we gon be there on
Them thang in a minute
[Daz]aight so we gon be here
[Girl]what???
[Daz]we gon be here wit some more ho's chillin and relaxin
[Girl]...thats right thats rightnone of us dont carry nuttin
..its goin down...down
Yo we all gon fuck
[Daz, Snoop & Kurupt flip a female]