[Intro]
Woo! (Alright)

[Verse 1]
You've got a question? Please don't ask, yeah
It puts the lotion in the basket
You say bigger's better but bigger's bigger
White boy dressed up like a figure

[Hook 1]
Drawn inside a toilet on the wall
The world is round, my square don't fit at all

[Interlude]
Oh

[Verse 2]
They say those who can't just instruct others
And act like victims or jilted lovers
You can't lose it if you never had it
Disappear man, do some magic

[Hook 2]
Want a reason? How's about because?
You ain't a has-been if you never was
[Bridge]
I sound like this

[Guitar Solo]

[Interlude]
Do-do, do-do, do-do, do-do-do (Oh)
Do-do, do-do, do-do, do-do-do (Oh)
(Oh) Do-do, do-do, do-do, do-do-do
(Oh) Do-do, do-do, do-do, do-do-do
(Oh) Do-do, do-do, do-do, do-do-do
(Oh) Do-do, do-do, do-do, do-do-do
(Oh)
(Oh) Do-do, do-do, do-do, do-do-do
(Oh)

[Verse 3]
Scared to say, what is your passion?
So slag it all, bitter's in fashion
Fear of failure's all you've started
The jury's in, verdict: retarded

[Hook 3]
I'm so tired, and I'm wired too
I'm a mess I guess, I'm turnin' on the screw