[Intro]
I don't like you T-Series
Nothing personal kid
But I must go all out
Just this once

[Verse 1]
Bobs or vegana, whichever will it be? (hey)
Sit the fuck down T-Series I'm here to spill the real tea
You tryna dethrone me from spot on number one
But you India, you lose, so best think you haven't won
When I'm through with you we're gonna be completely fuckin' done (hey)
'Cause we only just begun
I review you, *clap clap* zero, bye bitch, gone
So come on T-Series, looking hungry for some drama
Here, let me serve you bitch lasagna

[Chorus]
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at T-Series they just crying for their momma
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna

[Bridge]
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch—
Bitch lasagna

[Chorus]
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at T-Series they just crying for their momma

[Verse 2]
Who the hell is Bob and why you wanna kiss him? (Ew)
I'm a blue eyes white dragon while you're just dark magician (Oof)
You got a fifth of the population in your nation but
I got nine-year-olds of worlds so hold your defecation (Oops)
Motu Patlu, what the fuck is that even supposed to mean?
Your language sounds like it came from a mumble rap community (mumble rap community)
No papa, no papa, yes papa, Johnny
Now down all of this sugar and let's throw this fucking party with some—
[Chorus]
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at T-Series they just crying for their momma
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna

[Bridge]
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch—
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna

[Chorus]
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at T-Series they just crying for their momma

[Outro]
Look at T-Series they just crying for their momma
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna (hey)
Look at T-Series they just crying for their momma
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Dylan Locke, well done!