[Verse 1: Devi McCallion, John Bevier]
Fuck every single last
Post-modern pre-punk
Retro-electro spazz
New wave industrial Game Boy rap
Acid jazz, Japanese rock
Bluegrass death metal 80s glam pop punk ghetto-goth

[Verse 2: Devi McCallion & John Bevier]
I think Gameboys are cool
You think retro is cool
I think we're super fucking duper duper hip, now
I think disco is fly
I think punk-rock is tight
I think we're super indie-rock right about now

[Bridge: John Bevier, Devi McCallion]
I don't know what rap music sounds like (what!?)
You don't know what rap music sounds like (yeah!)
You don't know what rap music sounds like
Uh, uh, uh, uh

I don't know what rap music sounds like
You don't know what rap music sounds like
We don't know what rap music sounds like
One, two, one, two
[Bridge 2: John Bevier, Devi McCallion]
I think we're onto this, yeah
I think we're onto something here
I think we're onto this now
What

I think we're onto this
I think we're onto this
I think we're onto this
We're super hip now

I think we're onto this
I think we're onto this (som-)
I think we're onto this
I think we're hip now

I think we're onto this
I think we're onto this
I think we're onto this
We're super hip now